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…it’s just not that complicated.
…let’s pretend we didn’t hear that.
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…we don’t use jelly
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…don’t underestimate the power of the edithole.
….craziness doesn’t phase us.
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...are you out of your ever-lovin’ mind?
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...we learned everything we know from a man in Montana.
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...so this rabbit walks into a bar….
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...people, people. It’s going to be all right.
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...flattery will get you everywhere.
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...please don’t feed the animals.
...comedy is the best policy.
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...we practice what we preach.
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